"Farts are backstories" — Nikhil Saluja

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• Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. — Nikhil Saluja
• A fart is a wish your butt make. — Nikhil Saluja
• I am a fart — Rihanna
• Who farted? — Umknown
• Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja
• My farts smell like they shit their pants. — Green Monk
• Only an 'asshole' can fart in someone's face. — Nikhil Saluja
• I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington
• I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. — Kurt Vonnegut
• A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass. — Martin Luther