One Legged Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

• You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
• Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. — Charlie Munger
• The one-legged creature is envious of the millipede; the millipede is envious of the snake; the snake is envious of the wind; the wind is… — Zhuangzi
• Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. — Stephen King
• One legged veterans will greet the dawn, and they're whistling marches as they mow the lawn, and the gargoyles on sit and grieve. — Phil Ochs
• With speed skating, it's like doing one-legged squats over and over again, with that one leg absorbing more than 80 percent of your weight. It… — Apolo Ohno
• ...the Magnificent Seven consisted of one swimmer of color, a representative from each extreme of the educational spectrum, a muscle man, a giant, a chameleon,… — Chris Crutcher
• Turn yourself over to Aksel, and I might let her go. (Arast) Yeah, right. And I’m a one-legged dung dealer. (Nykyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. — Erin Hunter
• The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I… — John Green
• I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger!" Graypaw stopped his careful stalking to wander comically across the clearing "I will have to settle for… — Erin Hunter
• Be warned - Hammond does tend to be a bit optimistic about these kind of things. If the army were made up of one-legged mutes,… — Brandon Sanderson
• Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there. -Tom Anderson — Beavis And Butthead
• I'm as busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest — John Fonock
• The one legged never stumble. — Chinese Proverb
• Entrance and exit wounds aresilvered clean, The track aches only when the rain reminds. The one-legged man forgets his leg of wood. The one-armed man… — Robert Graves

Who Wrote These One Legged Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 One Legged Quotes as follows:

• 2 One Legged Quotes by Erin Hunter
• 1 One Legged Quote by Rowan Atkinson
• 1 One Legged Quote by Charlie Munger
• 1 One Legged Quote by Zhuangzi
• 1 One Legged Quote by Stephen King
• 1 One Legged Quote by Phil Ochs
• 1 One Legged Quote by Apolo Ohno
• 1 One Legged Quote by Chris Crutcher
• 1 One Legged Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 1 One Legged Quote by John Green
• 1 One Legged Quote by Brandon Sanderson
• 1 One Legged Quote by Beavis And Butthead
• 1 One Legged Quote by John Fonock
• 1 One Legged Quote by Chinese Proverb
• 1 One Legged Quote by Robert Graves