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- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
- Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. — Charlie Munger
- The one-legged creature is envious of the millipede; the millipede is envious of the snake; the snake is envious of the wind;… — Zhuangzi
- Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. — Stephen King
- One legged veterans will greet the dawn, and they're whistling marches as they mow the lawn, and the gargoyles on sit and… — Phil Ochs
- With speed skating, it's like doing one-legged squats over and over again, with that one leg absorbing more than 80 percent of… — Apolo Ohno
- ...the Magnificent Seven consisted of one swimmer of color, a representative from each extreme of the educational spectrum, a muscle man, a… — Chris Crutcher
- Turn yourself over to Aksel, and I might let her go. (Arast) Yeah, right. And I’m a one-legged dung dealer. (Nykyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. — Erin Hunter
- The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet… — John Green
- I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger!" Graypaw stopped his careful stalking to wander comically across the clearing "I will have… — Erin Hunter
- Be warned - Hammond does tend to be a bit optimistic about these kind of things. If the army were made up… — Brandon Sanderson