Pregnancy Test Quotes

9 quotes by 8 authors

• You check the pregnancy test every month, and when it comes up negative it can start to wear on you — Cindy Margolis
• Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, Hey,… — Daniel Tosh
• When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound,… — Danica McKellar
• What does a blonde ask her blonde friend who just did a pregnancy test? Were the questions hard? Did you pass? — James Donkor
• I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles...they don't have one that says… — Gabriel Iglesias
• Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML — Sheryne Brooks
• Girl ; Dad, what's better ? To pass or to fail ? Dad ; To pass obviously Girl ; OH GOOD, you'll be proud of… — Jeffrey Sarpong
• Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma

Who Wrote These Pregnancy Test Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 9 Pregnancy Test Quotes as follows:

• 1 Pregnancy Test Quote by Cindy Margolis
• 1 Pregnancy Test Quote by Daniel Tosh
• 1 Pregnancy Test Quote by Danica McKellar
• 1 Pregnancy Test Quote by James Donkor
• 1 Pregnancy Test Quote by Gabriel Iglesias
• 1 Pregnancy Test Quote by Sheryne Brooks
• 1 Pregnancy Test Quote by Jeffrey Sarpong
• 1 Pregnancy Test Quote by Amit Verma