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- You check the pregnancy test every month, and when it comes up negative it can start to wear on you — Cindy Margolis
- Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I… — Daniel Tosh
- When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat… — Danica McKellar
- What does a blonde ask her blonde friend who just did a pregnancy test? Were the questions hard? Did you pass? — James Donkor
- I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles...they don't have… — Gabriel Iglesias
- Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML — Sheryne Brooks
- Girl ; Dad, what's better ? To pass or to fail ? Dad ; To pass obviously Girl ; OH GOOD, you'll… — Jeffrey Sarpong
- Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma