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Up Quotes by Daniel Tosh
- I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
- I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking marijuana or that you looked up to…
- It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me.
- I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am.…
- I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a…
- I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
- I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
- Fast food chains are trying to seem healthy these days. Wendy's replaced Dave Thomas' daughter Wendy with a skinnier redhead who doesn't look like she…
- Don't be afraid to give it up on the first night ladies. Sluttiness is an underrated quality in a girl.
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