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- I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking marijuana or that you looked up to…
- You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.
- You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
- I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know…
- I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it…
- I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
- I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so…
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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