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- The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot…
- I think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go,…
- You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.
- I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know…
- I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
- I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not…
- I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so…
- I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance -- fake
- Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
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