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Out Quotes by Daniel Tosh
- Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall,…
- I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know…
- I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which…
- How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
- Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
- In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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