"How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their……" — Daniel Tosh

"How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender."

— Daniel Tosh

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Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. — Aristotle
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Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. — Marcus Aurelius
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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. — Lynda Barry
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of… — Scott Adams
No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it… — Henry Ward Beecher
The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest. — William Blake
Exuberance is beauty. — William Blake
My friends, whoever has had experience of evils knows how whenever a flood of ills comes upon mortals, a man… — Aeschylus
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