"I'm not honest, but you're interesting!" — Daniel Tosh
"I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"
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Daniel Tosh
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89 Quotes by Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh has 89 quotes on this site.
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I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or…
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I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on…
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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
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Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if…
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing,…
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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
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The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing.…
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The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.
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I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own.
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I try to be honest and I keep moving.
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Being honest is my job. That's what music is for me.
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I want to be an honest man and a good writer.
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Through writing, through that process, they realize that they become more intelligent, and more honest and more imaginative than they…
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It…
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All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none…
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If you want to end your isolation, you must be honest about what you want at a core level and…
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A Christian is nothing but a sinful man who has put himself to school for Christ for the honest purpose…
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