"You know who likes to get fisted? Sock…" — Daniel Tosh
"You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets."
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89 Quotes by Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh has 89 quotes on this site.
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I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or…
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I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on…
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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
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Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if…
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing,…
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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
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The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing.…
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Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed…
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The streets of every city in America are filled with men who would pay all the money they could lay…
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Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other…
— Alan Moore
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I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
— Zach Braff
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It's incredible considering the public perception that he was tight fisted and he was more than prudent, and lacked ambition…
— Alan Hansen
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Beloved, whatever we are gripping to bring us satisfaction is a lie-unless it is Christ. He is the Truth that…
— Beth Moore
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To be a serious writer requires discipline that is iron fisted. It's sitting down and doing it whether you think…
— Harper Lee
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CLOSE-FISTED, adj. Unduly desirous of keeping that which many meritorious persons wish to obtain.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Putting gloves on the fighters was a symbolic change that suggested that we were now making it a civilized sport,…
— Jonathan Gottschall
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I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman.
— Joseph Heller
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I wish there really was such a thing as a Time-Clock Puncher, though. I wish some gigantic, surly, stone-fisted Soap…
— David James Duncan
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Xhex: John, she said softty. He paused and looked over his shoulder toward the bed. I love you.” His handsome…
— J R Ward
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