"You know who likes to get fisted? Sock…" — Daniel Tosh

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• Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed… — P.G. Wodehouse
• The streets of every city in America are filled with men who would pay all the money they could lay… — Hunter S. Thompson
• Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other… — Alan Moore
• I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents. — Zach Braff
• It's incredible considering the public perception that he was tight fisted and he was more than prudent, and lacked ambition… — Alan Hansen
• Beloved, whatever we are gripping to bring us satisfaction is a lie-unless it is Christ. He is the Truth that… — Beth Moore
• To be a serious writer requires discipline that is iron fisted. It's sitting down and doing it whether you think… — Harper Lee
• CLOSE-FISTED, adj. Unduly desirous of keeping that which many meritorious persons wish to obtain. — Ambrose Bierce
• Putting gloves on the fighters was a symbolic change that suggested that we were now making it a civilized sport,… — Jonathan Gottschall
• I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman. — Joseph Heller
• I wish there really was such a thing as a Time-Clock Puncher, though. I wish some gigantic, surly, stone-fisted Soap… — David James Duncan
• Xhex: John, she said softty. He paused and looked over his shoulder toward the bed. I love you.” His handsome… — J R Ward

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