Sock Quotes

226 quotes by 206 authors

I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer. — Neil Armstrong
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing… — Roseanne Barr
Men can absent themselves from real life for their art more easily. Women are anchored into the quotidian business of getting food on the table,… — Geraldine Brooks
I like a colorful sock. I'm a sock man. — George H. W. Bush
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. — Billy Carter
Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am… — Jim Gaffigan
A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster. — Earl Long
Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run. — Edward Hoagland
I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet. — Cynthia Nixon
Mr Howard Saxby, literary agent, was knitting a sock. He knitted a good deal, he would tell you if you asked him, to keep himself… — P.G. Wodehouse
Colombe Josse is the older Jesse daughter. Colombe Jesse is also a sort of tall blonde leek who dresses like a penniless Bohemian. If there… — Muriel Barbery
I am made for autumn. Summer and I have a fickle relationship, but everything about autumn is perfect to me. Woolly jumpers, Wellington boot, scarves,… — Alys Fowler
I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone… — Julie Burchill
Whether we know it or not, we transmit the presence of everyone we have ever known, as though by being in each other's presence we… — Natalie Goldberg
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. — Barry Venison
I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face — Kourtney Kardashian
The lads really ran their socks into the ground. — Alex Ferguson
Holy is the dish and drain, the soap and sink, and the cup and plate and the warm wool socks, and the cold white tile,… — Carrie Newcomer
I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the '50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I've always done… — Brittany Snow
I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years. — Hilary Swank

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