Sock Quotes
226 quotes by 206 authors
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I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer.
— Neil Armstrong
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Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing…
— Roseanne Barr
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Men can absent themselves from real life for their art more easily. Women are anchored into the quotidian business of getting food on the table,…
— Geraldine Brooks
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I like a colorful sock. I'm a sock man.
— George H. W. Bush
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Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
— Billy Carter
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am…
— Jim Gaffigan
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A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.
— Earl Long
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Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.
— Edward Hoagland
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I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.
— Cynthia Nixon
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Mr Howard Saxby, literary agent, was knitting a sock. He knitted a good deal, he would tell you if you asked him, to keep himself…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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Colombe Josse is the older Jesse daughter. Colombe Jesse is also a sort of tall blonde leek who dresses like a penniless Bohemian. If there…
— Muriel Barbery
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I am made for autumn. Summer and I have a fickle relationship, but everything about autumn is perfect to me. Woolly jumpers, Wellington boot, scarves,…
— Alys Fowler
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I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone…
— Julie Burchill
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Whether we know it or not, we transmit the presence of everyone we have ever known, as though by being in each other's presence we…
— Natalie Goldberg
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I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
— Barry Venison
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I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face
— Kourtney Kardashian
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The lads really ran their socks into the ground.
— Alex Ferguson
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Holy is the dish and drain, the soap and sink, and the cup and plate and the warm wool socks, and the cold white tile,…
— Carrie Newcomer
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I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the '50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I've always done…
— Brittany Snow
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I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.
— Hilary Swank
Who Wrote These Sock Quotes
206 authors contributed a total of 226 Sock Quotes, led by these top contributors: