Sock Quotes

226 quotes by 204 authors

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. — Steven Wright
You're going to blow his socks off! — Nora Roberts
Perhaps I can stay by the fire and mend your socks and scream if I hear any strange noises. — Kristin Cashore
You don't write about the horrors of war. No. You write about a kid's burnt socks lying in the road. — Richard Price
We risk life and limb and my princely good looks for a spoonful of sweet sock? — J.V. Hart
If you're too happy about anything, fate usually gives you a good sock in the jaw and knocks you down. — Madeleine L'Engle
Now let me teach you another thing about my daughter. I love her very much but she has the ability to hide as expertly as… — Cecelia Ahern
You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator.… — Patrick Rothfuss
We never change. Neither our socks nor our masters nor our opinions, or we're so slow about it that it's no use. We were born… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
It is a peculiarity of knitters that they chronically underestimate the amount of time it takes to knit something. Birthday on Saturday? No problem. Socks… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No, we don't have… — James Patterson
how lacking in intuition men could be in persuading themselves that mending some stranger's socks, and attending to his comfort, could content a woman... — Daphne du Maurier
How had I managed to tie my boots? I didnâ€™t even remember getting dressed. I was out here in public at the mall. What was… — Lilith Saintcrow
Roland glares at Connor and Connor glares back. Then he says what he always says at moments like this. "Nice socks." Although Roland doesn't look… — Neal Shusterman
You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks. — Rick Riordan
Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can. — Rob Thurman
Then you will simply have to see for yourself. Touch me, lass. Feel my ...sock." His silver gaze sizzled with challenge, as he unzipped his… — Karen Marie Moning
Do you think you could put that boot back on?" he added mildly. "The window can only let in a limited ammount of fresh air… — John Flanagan
It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself. — Charlaine Harris
Iâ€™m just trying to imagine you in flannel pink sock monkey pajamas. Iâ€™m sure you look stunning in pink. (Damien) Actually, with his skin tone… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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