"I washed a sock. Then I put it……" — Steven Wright

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• Poets and songwriters speak highly of spring as one of the great joys of life in the temperate zone, but… — Barbara Holland
• I wish that we could tumble them in the dryer for 30 minutes and get them to shrink, but that… — Unknown Author
• The real liberators of American women were not the feminist noise-makers, they were the automobile, the supermarket, the shopping center,… — Pat Buchanan
• Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not… — Jeremy Clarkson
• To make lashes curl better, take a hair dryer to your eyelash curler for one or two seconds before using… — Isla Fisher
• I am in total silence when I write - I don't even like the sound of the dryer going -… — Adriana Trigiani
• It's rather fun writing a female spy, because she has so much more kit. Bond never carried a hair dryer… — Helen Fielding
• My hair was slicked down with a part. But that was before I discovered the blow-dryer. Now I'm fabulous. — Barry Manilow
• My hair is naturally curly, and in the 80's, even though I experimented with different lengths, I generally wore it… — Susanna Hoffs
• Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. — Joe Rogan
• Women were going back to work, they were assuming their own power. They didn't have time to sit under the… — Vidal Sassoon
• 'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick… — Regina Brett

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