Sock Quotes

226 quotes by 204 authors

I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given the occasion," I… — John Green
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink.… — Steve Martin
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody said: "Socks wi'oot… — Terry Pratchett
Carmen sat up when she heard a familiar trill from her computer. It was an instant message from Bee. Beezy3: Packing. Do you have my… — Ann Brashares
are you saying that the feeling of searching for a missing sock is like searching for love ? — Cecelia Ahern
The gift from my Secret Santa wasn't anything special. That makes me sad. I bet you anything that Mary Elizabeth is my Secret Santa because… — Stephen Chbosky
Plus her mom was so awesome. She was strict about some thingsâ€”donâ€™t leave your socks lying aroundâ€”but so not strict about other things, like calling… — James Patterson
I am remarkably likeable. Few people have ever been as likeable as I am. There is, frankly, no end to my likeability. People gather together… — Neil Gaiman
She spoke under her breath to Nick. "Is there a reason he's only wearing one sock?" "He puked on his foot." "Oh." She turned back… — Julie James
The trouble is, I can't find a part of myself where you're not important. I write in order to be worth your while and to… — Tom Stoppard
Iâ€™d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day I… — Ilona Andrews
It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's. — Stephen King
I have reached an age where if someone tells me to wear socks, I dont have to — Albert Einstein
Honey lamb, there are a lot of things in this world I feel insecure about. Religion. Our national economic policies. What color socks to wear… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
The next night he asked Jonah if he could take $9.49 out of Jonah's secret stash that only Danny and his mum and Jack knew… — Melina Marchetta
He was not used to the smell of dragon breath, which is best described as a combination of the stench of burning rubber and the… — Angie Sage
He told me this while ripping through his duffel bag, throwing clothes into drawers with reckless abandon. Chip did not believe in having a sock… — John Green
What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded. "Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly. Gwen stared. "There's no way that's part of… — Karen Marie Moning
What are you listening to?" "I picked up a DVD for Luke while I was out. Something with Mozart and sock puppets." A grin rose… — Lisa Kleypas
I didn't need to be rescued." "Sorry, but my sword outranks yourâ€¦" she glanced at my hand, "sock puppet. — Kelley Armstrong

Who Wrote These Sock Quotes

204 authors contributed a total of 226 Sock Quotes, led by these top contributors: