Sock Quotes
- Got roofied at a super bowl party last night. Missing a sock, my car, and my liver. — Chanel Dudley
- I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. Rod Schmidt — Rod Schmidt
- I'm a big organizer person. I can spend a good three hours on my sock drawer. It's fantastic! — Reese Witherspoon
- Stop using your cock to fuck that sock learn this simple trick and she'll beg to suck ur dick!!!!!!!!!1 — Raekwon
- Honey, please help me find a match for this sock. What for? Are you going to set it on fire? — Nikhil Saluja
- A cappella with sock puppets? Genius! -Fat Amy — Pitch Perfect