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- Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
- I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
- I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know…
- I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it…
- In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
- I never give a girl my number. Instead I hand her a bottle containing a note and tell her to throw it into the sea.…
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