"I never give a girl my number. Instead……" — Daniel Tosh
"I never give a girl my number. Instead I hand her a bottle containing a note and tell her to throw it into the sea. The currents will determine our fate"
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89 Quotes by Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh has 89 quotes on this site.
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I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or…
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I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on…
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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
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Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if…
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing,…
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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
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The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing.…
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More Bottle Quotes
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I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a…
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
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I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and…
— Lewis Black
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I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.'
— Christina Aguilera
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I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
— Charles Bronson
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To me, I think people who don't think it's a big deal to toss a plastic bottle in the garbage…
— Sophia Bush
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of…
— Drew Carey
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
— Adam Carolla
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Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
— Winston Churchill
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I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and…
— Diablo Cody
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On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done,…
— Maya Angelou
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