Dating Quotes

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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you… — James A. Baldwin
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating,… — Scott Adams
Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. — Martha Beck
I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being:… — Candice Bergen
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop
I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a… — Orlando Bloom
I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns,… — Roy Blount, Jr.
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. — Ben Affleck
Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend. — Christina Aguilera
I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they… — Christina Aguilera
With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I wanted to do, it probably… — Chris Brown
Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself. — Brooke Burke
I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating. — Brooke Burns
The sea hath fish for every man. — William Camden
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion. — Kim Cattrall
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. — Geoffrey Chaucer
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. — Cher

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