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Dating Quotes by Greg Behrendt
- Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and…
- I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
- Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of…
- Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
- We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume…
- You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole.…
- If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the…
- A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called…
- Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
- There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is…
- Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone.…
- I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by…
More Dating Quotes
- Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other… — James A. Baldwin
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle… — Scott Adams
- Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. — Martha Beck
- I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of… — Candice Bergen
- Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop
- I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you… — Orlando Bloom