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Guy Quotes by Greg Behrendt
- Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
- It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less -- even a vague pathetic facsimile of less…
- If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the…
- Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you
- A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called…
- He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to…
- Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.
- But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll…
- Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
- If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t…
- There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.
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