Dating Quotes

950 quotes by 680 authors

Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends. — Madonna Ciccone
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. — Tim Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. — Maya Angelou
However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them. — Francesca Annis
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' — Joan Rivers
I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of… — Torrie Wilson
In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part). — Joy Browne
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...' — Mike Binder
The number one thing I am earnestly attracted to is intelligence. Writers are thus the pinnacle of intelligence. While actors are great and awesome, writers… — Unknown Author
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide? — Judy Tenuta
Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one, shake his hand,… — Tommy Franks
Selling your apartment in New York is like dating a manic-depressive.. you get used to cycles of elation and despondency. Every time someone would come… — Anderson Cooper
It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with. — Clark Gable
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London
When I go to one of those singles dating parties I believe myself to be a bowl of fruit. When I talk to potential dates,… — Amanda Holden
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart. — Mae West
We're left alone with each other. We have to creep close to each other and give gentle little nudges with our paws and our muzzles… — Tennessee Williams
She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose. — Dorothy Parker
Life is not long enough for a coquette to play all her tricks in. — Joseph Addison

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