"Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems……" — Daniel Tosh

Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right,… - Daniel Tosh
"Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, Hey, at least I'm not pregnant"

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