Say Hey Quotes
118 quotes by 108 authors
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If I'm hanging around too much, my wife and kids say, 'Hey, why don't you go downstairs and start a new novel?'
— Nick Cave
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If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition in…
— Michael Showalter
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I'm calling for all responsible Americans to fight back and punish Pepsi for using a man who degrades women, who encourages substance abuse, and does…
— Bill O'Reilly
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Just relax. When I was younger, I made myself the victim of catastrophic thinking. Anything that went wrong was the end of the world. But…
— Gabourey Sidibe
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And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't…
— Bill Murray
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When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.
— Matthew Perry
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And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's…
— Stephen Colbert
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By the time May rolls around, I'm probably going to want to spend a month on an island. But if Steven Spielberg or Steven Soderbergh…
— Marg Helgenberger
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With the success of the last three or so years, when a lot of people start treating you differently, there's a danger that you may…
— David Schwimmer
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It's about ethical. It's about leading from the front, and it's kind of hard to look at people and say hey, listen, we need to…
— Rich Nugent
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I told (my wife) that there's a three-month aftermath that you better be able to handle, because it's real. I think the worst thing we…
— Jim Tressel
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I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant…
— Jack Handey
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I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled…
— Steven Moffat
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The more you walk in relationship with the Lord, the more you learn to trust him. I'm learning not to focus so much on the…
— Francesca Battistelli
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Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, "Hey, has…
— Jack Handey
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I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call…
— Jack Handey
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If you can have a couple of tight friends that you can tell things to, that you can say, 'Hey, this is what I'm struggling…
— Jon Foreman
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I looked back at the previous 10 years and realized I had spent 10 years trying to convince kids to behave Christianly without actually teaching…
— Phil Vischer
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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say,…
— Michael Scott
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This is not a game, ... Debt has become a part of who we are. It's become that spoiled child in the grocery store with…
— Dave Ramsey
Who Wrote These Say Hey Quotes
108 authors contributed a total of 118 Say Hey Quotes, led by these top contributors: