Best Vagina Quotes
73 Vagina quotes by 46 unique authors
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Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear a joke about…
— Unknown Author
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Look, she so stingy with vagina but why it open when them niggas get to shining?
— Wale
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Wana hear a joke about my penis? oh wait, its to long. wana hear a joke about my vagina? oh wait, you'll never get it.
— Abbey
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Custom kits, chrome lips as deep as vagina.
— Ludacris
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At the bar: Man: what to hear a story about my penis? oh nevermind its too long. Women: hmm I was going to tell you…
— Jessica
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You can always get what you want.. when you have a vagina.
— Unknown Author
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My dick is a manatee your girl vagina is the reef now watch my dick swim down deep
— Unknown Author
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The only reason I'm not surprised that she slept with him is cause her vagina is rate E for everyone
— Lainie Lindgren
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The only reason I'm not surprised she slept with him is cause her vagina is rated E for everyone!
— Lainie Lindgren
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If you got tattoos above your vagina, you're dirty.
— Rob Dyrdek
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How great if, as well as creating life in their womb, a woman could use her vagina to make hot fudge sundaes.
— Dane Cook
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Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a…
— Betty White
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Just because I text // talk to you, doesn't mean I wanna insert my penis in your vaginal canal. Vagina isn't hard to get on…
— Jayy
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Let's get clean so we can get blood all over my vagina!
— Kylie Jenner
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I had the worst one the other night. I was out with my girlfriends, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the…
— Amber Lancaster
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Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.
— Rachel Green
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My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait. Nevermind.
— Christopher Mintz Plasse
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Bitch please, your vagina has more viruses than my computer.
— Unknown Author
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Your Mcdonald's And You Vagina Is The Drive Through
— Hoe
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Your vagina is like the finale of lost: 10 million people have seen it, everyone was disappointed, and everyone who was in it died.
— Whitney Cummings
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Why do people say Grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding.
— Betty White
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Ladies, stretched ears are so much more attractive than a stretched vagina.
— Risa Schizophrenia
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Look at 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny.' You know what that's about? It's about the destruction of the female vagina by a bunch of…
— Pitbull
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I lost my shoe when kicked dat BITCH in ha vagina o0h, my favourite show!!
— Collins Herry
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This game just lures you in... like a big floppy vagina
— PewDiePie
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