Best Vagina Quotes

73 Vagina quotes by 46 unique authors

Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear a joke about… — Unknown Author
Look, she so stingy with vagina but why it open when them niggas get to shining? — Wale
Wana hear a joke about my penis? oh wait, its to long. wana hear a joke about my vagina? oh wait, you'll never get it. — Abbey
Custom kits, chrome lips as deep as vagina. — Ludacris
At the bar: Man: what to hear a story about my penis? oh nevermind its too long. Women: hmm I was going to tell you… — Jessica
You can always get what you want.. when you have a vagina. — Unknown Author
My dick is a manatee your girl vagina is the reef now watch my dick swim down deep — Unknown Author
The only reason I'm not surprised that she slept with him is cause her vagina is rate E for everyone — Lainie Lindgren
The only reason I'm not surprised she slept with him is cause her vagina is rated E for everyone! — Lainie Lindgren
If you got tattoos above your vagina, you're dirty. — Rob Dyrdek
How great if, as well as creating life in their womb, a woman could use her vagina to make hot fudge sundaes. — Dane Cook
Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a… — Betty White
Just because I text // talk to you, doesn't mean I wanna insert my penis in your vaginal canal. Vagina isn't hard to get on… — Jayy
Let's get clean so we can get blood all over my vagina! — Kylie Jenner
I had the worst one the other night. I was out with my girlfriends, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the… — Amber Lancaster
Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing. — Rachel Green
My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait. Nevermind. — Christopher Mintz Plasse
Bitch please, your vagina has more viruses than my computer. — Unknown Author
Your Mcdonald's And You Vagina Is The Drive Through — Hoe
Your vagina is like the finale of lost: 10 million people have seen it, everyone was disappointed, and everyone who was in it died. — Whitney Cummings
Why do people say Grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding. — Betty White
Ladies, stretched ears are so much more attractive than a stretched vagina. — Risa Schizophrenia
Look at 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny.' You know what that's about? It's about the destruction of the female vagina by a bunch of… — Pitbull
I lost my shoe when kicked dat BITCH in ha vagina o0h, my favourite show!! — Collins Herry
This game just lures you in... like a big floppy vagina — PewDiePie

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