Bar Quotes

855 quotes by 731 authors

Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very late at night, but do… — Wystan Hugh Auden
When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and raised, Tuscany. — Andrea Bocelli
The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that legal invoices are paid, no… — Conrad Black
I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working odd jobs and night shifts.… — John Boehner
My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables. — John Boehner
The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas. — Edward de Bono
The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry. — Brandon Boyd
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner
I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar. — Malin Akerman
I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of a has-been country singer working… — Jimmy Buffett
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski
Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar and sing your own song.… — Jason Aldean
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. — Drew Carey
Fear not; and the God of mercies grant a full gale and a fair entry into His kingdom, which may carry sweetly and swiftly over… — Donald Cargill
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
Every man in the back of their minds would like to own a bar or a racehorse. — Graydon Carter
There are so many little places I want to play, sometimes weird places I think would be fun to play... a bar that's half full. — Julian Casablancas
If you're in a bar and a certain song comes on and the vibe is just different, it evokes the kinds of things that you… — Julian Casablancas
I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say,… — George Clooney
So the first job that I got - my father got it for me - he had his clerical collar on, was a gay bar… — Tori Amos

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