Bar Quotes
- They say When it rains it Pours well heck next time that happens I'll just go outside naked with a bar of soap — Jennifer Amorelli
- I'm ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike bar.... — Jacqueline Roach
- Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
- When I lived in the UP of Michigan I never saw a fight in a bar. It's hard to hit a person that says 'You… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
- You use it between your head and your toes; the more it works, the thinner it grows. What is it?(A bar of soap) — Babloo