"My penis is hard so I fixed it" — Unknown Author

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• Let us consider the glorious Saint Paul: it seems that no other name fell from his lips than that of… — Teresa of Avila
• Our immigration system is a broken system that needs to be fixed. We need reform that provides hardworking people of… — Joe Baca
• So we want an Islamic state where Islamic law is not just in the books but enforced, and enforced with… — Abu Bakar Bashir
• A hundred eyes were fixed on her, and half as many hearts lost to her. — Max Beerbohm
• On the Internet, companies are scale businesses, characterized by high fixed costs and relatively low variable costs. You can be… — Jeff Bezos
• I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others. — Jo Brand
• I subscribe to the myth that an artist's creativity comes from torment. Once that's fixed, what do you draw on? — David Byrne
• In modern pharmacology it's so clear that even if you have a fixed dose of a drug, the individuals respond… — Arvid Carlsson
• The reader of these Memoirs will discover that I never had any fixed aim before my eyes, and that my… — Giacomo Casanova
• Language is a process of free creation; its laws and principles are fixed, but the manner in which the principles… — Noam Chomsky
• There is no fixed physical reality, no single perception of the world, just numerous ways of interpreting world views as… — Deepak Chopra
• Nothing stands out so conspicuously, or remains so firmly fixed in the memory, as something which you have blundered. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

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