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Penis Quotes by Robin Williams
- See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
- God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
More Penis Quotes
- Women are from stars, men are from penis. — Vanna Bonta
- I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me. — Sigourney Weaver
- I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle. — Unknown Author
- Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell. — Erica Jong
- Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a… — Andrea Dworkin
- If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis always ends up in the eye of the beholder. — Nikhil Saluja