"Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!" — Robin Williams

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• I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever… — Bella Abzug
• In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of… — Leon Askin
• I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But… — Josephine Baker
• Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. — Edward Abbey
• Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
• Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which… — Martha Beck
• I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions,… — Ben Bernanke
• I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. — Lewis Black
• Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. — Lara Flynn Boyle
• I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover. — Sandra Bullock
• I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I… — Jim Carrey
• When I was 6 years old, I was in a rock band that was horrible called 'Dead End.' The name… — Aaron Carter

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