Decaf Quotes

13 quotes by 13 authors

Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley
The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced… — George Carlin
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams
Niggas is decaf, I stick 'em for the C.R.E.A.M. — Method Man
We are too often double espresso followers of a decaf Sovereign. — John Ortberg
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your… — Ian Shoales
What kind of tea do you want?" "ThereÂ´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "LetÂ´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
It's too early for there to be any coffee. I stare dully at the empty pot in the common room, while Sam picks up a… — Holly Black
What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out. — Graeme Simsion
Average Americans order nonfat decaf iced vanilla lattes at Starbucks and choose from 1,500 drawer pulls at The Great Indoors. Amazon gives every town a… — Virginia Postrel
Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun time good feelings. — Philip Defranco
Drinking decaf coffee is like having sex without an orgasm. — Bakerbuddy
That was close. Whoa, time to switch to decaf, April. -Michaelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Who Wrote These Decaf Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 13 Decaf Quotes as follows: