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• Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley
• The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy,… — George Carlin
• Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams
• Niggas is decaf, I stick 'em for the C.R.E.A.M. — Method Man
• We are too often double espresso followers of a decaf Sovereign. — John Ortberg
• Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab,… — Ian Shoales
• What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
• It's too early for there to be any coffee. I stare dully at the empty pot in the common room, while Sam… — Holly Black
• What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out. — Graeme Simsion
• Average Americans order nonfat decaf iced vanilla lattes at Starbucks and choose from 1,500 drawer pulls at The Great Indoors. Amazon gives… — Virginia Postrel
• Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun… — Philip Defranco
• Drinking decaf coffee is like having sex without an orgasm. — Bakerbuddy

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