"We are too often double espresso followers of……" — John Ortberg

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• Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley
• The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee,… — George Carlin
• Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams
• Niggas is decaf, I stick 'em for the C.R.E.A.M. — Method Man
• Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a… — Ian Shoales
• What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
• It's too early for there to be any coffee. I stare dully at the empty pot in the common room,… — Holly Black
• What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point… — Graeme Simsion
• Average Americans order nonfat decaf iced vanilla lattes at Starbucks and choose from 1,500 drawer pulls at The Great Indoors.… — Virginia Postrel
• Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the… — Philip Defranco
• Drinking decaf coffee is like having sex without an orgasm. — Bakerbuddy
• That was close. Whoa, time to switch to decaf, April. -Michaelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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