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- It's too early for there to be any coffee. I stare dully at the empty pot in the common room, while Sam… — Holly Black
- Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley
- The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy,… — George Carlin
- Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams
- Niggas is decaf, I stick 'em for the C.R.E.A.M. — Method Man
- We are too often double espresso followers of a decaf Sovereign. — John Ortberg
- Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab,… — Ian Shoales
- What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley