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Graeme Simsion has 25 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my…
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So, to add to a momentous day, I corrected a misconception that my family had held for at least fifteen years and…
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A woman at the rear of the room raised her hand. I was focused on the argument now and made a minor…
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To the world's most perfect woman. It was lucky my father was not present. Perfect is an absolute that cannot be modified,…
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I asked you here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want…
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What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.
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If you really love someone,' Claudia continued, 'you have to be prepared to accept them as they are. Maybe you hope that…
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But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?
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I watched as Humphrey Bogart’s character used beans as a metaphor for the relative unimportance in the wider world of his relationship…
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I could not see the speedometer, and was not accustomed to travelling in an open vehicle, but I estimated that we were…
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I know this song!’ Rosie laughed. ‘If you didn’t, that’d be the final proof that you’re from Mars.
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You’re unbelievable,’ said Rosie. ‘Look at me when I’m talking.’ I kept looking out the window. I was already over-stimulated. ‘I know…
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Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.
— Dave Foley
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The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy,…
— George Carlin
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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
— Robin Williams
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Niggas is decaf, I stick 'em for the C.R.E.A.M.
— Method Man
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We are too often double espresso followers of a decaf Sovereign.
— John Ortberg
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Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab,…
— Ian Shoales
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What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng,…
— Bryan Lee O'Malley
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It's too early for there to be any coffee. I stare dully at the empty pot in the common room, while Sam…
— Holly Black
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What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.
— Graeme Simsion
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Average Americans order nonfat decaf iced vanilla lattes at Starbucks and choose from 1,500 drawer pulls at The Great Indoors. Amazon gives…
— Virginia Postrel
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Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun…
— Philip Defranco
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Drinking decaf coffee is like having sex without an orgasm.
— Bakerbuddy
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