Robin Williams Quotes

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• Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother
• I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like…
• What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
• Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
• I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end…
• One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice - I call…
• "It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid of? "Everything. It's…
• It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick…
• I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you just…
• I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.
• It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick…
• His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
• Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
• You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you…
• It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and…
• But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
• When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.
• For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
• I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.
• Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

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