All Robin Williams Quotes
- When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't… Find
- What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees Cigarette
- We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you Inspiration
- Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds Exchanges
- They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them Buttons
- The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material Bread
- Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums Craniums
- Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. Boogers
- There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot. Best
- If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem. Depressed
- Be prepared for luck. Inspirational
- Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish. Amish
- A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why… Any
- A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said the only hope… Actually Push
- Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. Agents
- Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a… Air Travel
- Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the… Afraid
- There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been. Been
- Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others,… Alcoholic
- As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them. Alcoholic