All Robin Williams Quotes
- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Call
- I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Agree
- Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' Easter
- Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Ah
- If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Days
- You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Bad Ass
- We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Broke
- If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Empowerment
- No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. Bad Day
- The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You… Baseball
- Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Beauty
- We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. Called
- Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Comedy
- The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. Amendment
- Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! Bush
- We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one… Dictator
- Comedy is acting out optimism. Acting
- People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. Alive
- Reality: What a concept! Concept
- I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. Arctic