Ovens Quotes

130 quotes by 117 authors

Even the classics that we read to our young children are full of wolves' fangs and burning ovens and bloody feet and ice shards piercing… — Geraldine Brooks
Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up. — Sandra Bullock
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams
Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened with the blood of the… — Terry Brooks
Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and… — E. Merrill Root
Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you should be… — Bobby Bragan
Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. — Hugh Laurie
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. — Tracy Morgan
My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef. You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a slow cooker until it falls… — Tyler Florence
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson
I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables. — Lesley Nicol
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit. — Wesley Snipes
The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our… — Jay Leno
I love roasting because you can give it love, get it in the oven and go and play with the kids or whatever you've got… — Jamie Oliver
For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven. — Lesley Visser
Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase… — Mitch Hedberg
When your house contains such a complex of piping, flues, ducts, wires, lights, inlets, outlets, ovens, sinks, refuse disposers, hi-fi re-verberators, antennae, conduits, freezers, heaters… — Reyner Banham
I could learn photography. That could be something to want. I could photograph children. I could have my own children. I would give them yellow… — Gia Carangi
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit… — April Winchell
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. — Lesley Boone

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