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I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. — Rip Taylor
He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding. Have I not tarried? Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry… — William Shakespeare
I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I… — Ed Harris
The most important thing for having a party is that the hostess is having fun. I'm very organized. I make a plan for absolutely everything.… — Ina Garten
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat… — Stephen Hawking
I am still in love with couture because it is just two months from drawing pad to runway so everything on the catwalk is hot… — Christian Lacroix
If I survive, I will spend my whole life at the oven door seeing that no one is denied bread and, so as to give… — Jose Marti
We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it. — Jose Marti
Our goal was to show people a vision of food they hadn't seen before. So, I had this idea of... let's cut all these things… — Nathan Myhrvold
The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy. — Jamie Oliver
We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made. — Gwyneth Paltrow
I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? — Jessica Savitch
A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not… — Delia Smith
With optimism, you look upon the sunny side of things. People say, 'Studs, you're an optimist.' I never said I was an optimist. I have… — Studs Terkel
The original lists were probably carved in stone and represented longer periods of time. They contained things like 'Get More Clay. Make Better Oven.' — David Viscott
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. — Steven Wright
Eating something fresh out of the oven is like a hug you can taste. — Regina Brett
There were doors that looked like large keyholes, others that resembled the entrances to caves, there were golden doors, some were padded and some were… — Michael Ende
Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30 brands of shampoo,… — Barbara Kingsolver
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on… — Erma Bombeck
On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide- it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese- the two paramedics… — Jeffrey Eugenides
My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich,… — Augusten Burroughs
The disgraced Usurer Yankel D took the baby girl home that evening... He made a bed of crumpled newspaper in a deep baking pan and… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Households that have lost the soul of cooking from their routines may not know what they are missing: the song of a stir-fry sizzle, the… — Barbara Kingsolver
Millions of American women, and some men, commit that outrage every summer day. They are turning a superb treat into mere provender. Shucked and boiled… — Rex Stout

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