"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven……" — Steven Wright

"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."

— Steven Wright

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The work in S, M, L, XL was almost suicidal. It required so much effort that our office almost went… — Rem Koolhaas
The rawness and the richness of music on vinyl almost went away, but it still seems to be on a… — Billy Gibbons
Penthouse' didn't seem to concentrate as much on the girls' faces, and I really wanted to see the girls' faces.… — Chester Brown
Psychoanalysis. Almost went three times - almost. Then I decided what was peculiar about me was probably what made me… — Bette Davis
Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the… — Anna Quindlen
I almost went to bed without remembering the four white violets I put in the button-hole of your green sweater… — Leonard Cohen
I felt that thread that had come between us, tugging, tugging at my heart - so hard, it hurt me.… — Sarah Waters
I was very serious about being a priest, twice in my life. Almost joined the Montfort Seminary after I graduated… — Rudy Giuliani
I played golf every day of my life nearly until a few years ago, except Sundays, and I gave it… — Billy Graham
~have you ever fallen in love but knew they didnt care? have you ever felt like crying but knew you'd… — Unknown Author

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