Microwave Quotes
65 quotes by 61 authors
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the…
— Shaquille O'Neal
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When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of…
— Raymond Blanc
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I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed my…
— Sara Gruen
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Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to…
— Mark Z. Danielewski
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It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop out. To me,…
— Lou Reed
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Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it…
— Kevin Garnett
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I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for…
— Michael Owen
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I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.
— Douglas Coupland
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I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave…
— Sheena Easton
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You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality!
— Dave Ramsey
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I foresee great refinements in the field of short-pulse microwave signaling, whereby several simultaneous programs may occupy the same channel, in sequence, with incredibly swift…
— Lee De Forest
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY…
— Erma Bombeck
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I remember when I couldn’t afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get you a honey…
— Rick Ross
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I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to do. And what's…
— David Oyelowo
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I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
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I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either.…
— Mark Mothersbaugh
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I'm more like an oven than a microwave,
— Erykah Badu
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I gotta feel like what I'm giving the fans is 100 per cent and that it's game-changing. I don't just throw out microwave records.
— Missy Elliot
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Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven
— Charles Petzold
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Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.
— Mark Hyman, M.D.
Who Wrote These Microwave Quotes
61 authors contributed a total of 65 Microwave Quotes, led by these top contributors: