Microwave Quotes

65 quotes by 60 authors

The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you suffer… — James Gleick
Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a glamorous party, I would rather… — Carson Kressley
The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while… — John Krasinski
In this age of quick fixes and microwave mindsets, most of us want what we want, and we want it right now, whether it is… — Derek Rydall
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat… — Stephen Hawking
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. — Steven Wright
Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30 brands of shampoo,… — Barbara Kingsolver
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently,… — Tim Burton
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. — Michael Chabon
I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and… — Janet Evanovich
Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The narcissist looks at… — Deb Caletti
The kitchen was just as empty, even the refrigerator gone, the chairs, the table--the kitchen cabinets stood open, their bare shelves reminder her of a… — Cassandra Clare
What would demons," she said, "want with our microwave? — Cassandra Clare
Somewhere in the center of my soul, a rusty chain began to unwind. It freed itself, link by link, from where it had rested, unobserved,… — Deborah Harkness
Since Iâ€™ve been on my own, Iâ€™ve been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a hot plate in… — Karen Marie Moning
Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrÃ©e. You pressed his buttons, and he… — Jennifer Crusie
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. — Adam Carolla
I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive. — Kim Harrison
after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it… — Darynda Jones

Who Wrote These Microwave Quotes

60 authors contributed a total of 65 Microwave Quotes, led by these top contributors: