Microwave Quotes

65 Microwave quotes by 60 unique authors

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the… — Shaquille O'Neal
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of… — Raymond Blanc
I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed my… — Sara Gruen
Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to… — Mark Z. Danielewski
It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop out. To me, RIP is… — Lou Reed
Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it… — Kevin Garnett
I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for… — Michael Owen
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. — Douglas Coupland
I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave… — Sheena Easton
You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality! — Dave Ramsey
I foresee great refinements in the field of short-pulse microwave signaling, whereby several simultaneous programs may occupy the same channel, in sequence, with incredibly swift… — Lee De Forest
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY… — Erma Bombeck
I remember when I couldn’t afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get you a honey… — Rick Ross
I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to do. And what's… — David Oyelowo
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg
I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either.… — Mark Mothersbaugh
I'm more like an oven than a microwave, — Erykah Badu
I gotta feel like what I'm giving the fans is 100 per cent and that it's game-changing. I don't just throw out microwave records. — Missy Elliot
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven — Charles Petzold
Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food. — Mark Hyman, M.D.
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you suffer… — James Gleick
Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a glamorous party, I would rather… — Carson Kressley
The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while… — John Krasinski
In this age of quick fixes and microwave mindsets, most of us want what we want, and we want it right now, whether it is… — Derek Rydall
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu

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