Microwave Quotes

65 quotes by 60 authors

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese. — Willow Smith
Consider: The human genome consists of about 3.3 billion base pairs. Since there are only four types of pair, that amounts to 0.8 gigabytes of… — Seth Shostak
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. — Sid Waddell
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science. — Nikhil Saluja
The longest minutes are always spent in front of the microwave — Georgetown Guyana
STILL NO POWER! Well today wasn't any better. We found out that the power could take until Wed or Thursday to come back on!!! We… — Rachel
Do not attempt to dry your Kindle with an external heat source, such as a microwave oven or hair dryer — Unknown Author
Love is nice I like rice my name is dave microwave cheese please I just sneezed no fights I like knights kidneys mid peas the… — Luke Kinney
Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go. — Keesling Moraiji Tatenda
My friends be like I love it when my b.f tells me he loves me and I be like I love it when my microwave… — Tidow
People: I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me. Me: I love it when my microwave tells me my food… — Varsha Sharma
The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. — Stephen Wright
You can come around the my way see me on the block, my pant legs rolled up with some yellow tube socks... You betta' make… — Joe Budden
I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as a pussy replacement, pussy is at the top of the… — Katt Williams
Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and… — Katt Williams
Taylor Gang or take a bite out of your hot pocket straight out of the microwave in the nude and have some cheese drip onto… — Taylor Gang
Put it in the microwave, now heat it up. Pull it out add the cold water, now beat it up. Hand me 4-7-5, and you… — Killa Kyleon
Shut the fuck up man! Everytime I come in the house you got the microwave on high, fuck you! — Kevin Hart
Roses are red, Violet's are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, Microwave — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Microwave Quotes

60 authors contributed a total of 65 Microwave Quotes, led by these top contributors: