"Shut the fuck up man! Everytime I come……" — Kevin Hart

"Shut the fuck up man! Everytime I come in the house you got the microwave on high, fuck you!"

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265 Quotes by Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart has 265 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like…
People May Hate You For Being Different and Not Living By Society's Standards,but Deep Down,They Wish They Had The Courage…
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about…
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy,…
The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk…
How the hell do you wake up dead?
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.
The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.

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More Everytime Quotes

This quote is filed under Everytime Quotes, one of 442 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Our brains are separate and independent enough from our genes to rebel against them.. we do so in a small… — Richard Dawkins
You're always learning about this thing everytime you pick it up — Keith Richards
No matter what. Wherever your mind wanders, it seems to turn up at the same Field of Dreams. It's the… — James C. Collins
Success is not in never failing, but rising everytime you fall! — Jonathan Taylor Thomas
It's my job to look presentable but that doesn't mean I have to make a fashion statement everytime I walk… — Katrina Kaif
You dont know what you do, everytime you walk into the room-- I'm afraid to move. — Ryan Cabrera
I've been thinking a lot lately about taking chances, and how it's really just about overcoming your fears. Because the… — Dr. John
Everytime I get offered theatre I get offered a film role too. — Melissa George
I do not share the general view that market forces are the basis for political liberty. Every time I see… — Tony Benn
Everytime I put on clothes, I’m creating a picture. — Louise Berliawsky Nevelson
It seems I’m getting fresher everytime I turn around. — Mac Miller
I want a girl who will takes care at me whenever im sick,and right here with me everytime. — Greyson Chance

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