Kevin Hart Quotes

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• The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from a Tarot pack,…
• People May Hate You For Being Different and Not Living By Society's Standards,but Deep Down,They Wish They Had The Courage To Do The Same.
• I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
• My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about - having kids, traveling, going…
• At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and…
• The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
• The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
• Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.
• How the hell do you wake up dead?
• My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
• There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.
• The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.
• If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.
• Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to put the work in!!
• Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing…
• Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.
• What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?
• Bieber has 10 million fans - most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.
• I just don't believe people can tame animals.
• If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my…

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