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- Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing…
- If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my…
- I learned from the guys before me - Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These are guys that…
- For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.
- Take me seriously. Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously.
- All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that.
- My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.
- My daughter has impressions that she does of me.
- The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.
- Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that…
- My upbringing was solid because of the people I had around me.
- Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.
- Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that…
- If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors.
- Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a…
- Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb…
- If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked up!
- One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your…
- Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
- Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the…
- If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more thing b!@$%
- So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
- Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
- Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
- Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna…
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- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale