Microwave Quotes
- What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave??? The microwave doesn't brown your sausage — Carlin Whisler
- Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria. — Jenna Fischer
- I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps. — Brandi Isaacs
- I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater. — Nikhil Saluja
- Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja